1. Notes: 12 / 3 months ago  from elledark
   

   elledark:

   “I Did It For the Lulz” ~ (God)
   
   We hear that Rick Santorum prayed and firmly believes it is Gods will that he runs for president. But then so too, apparently, did Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry and any number of others for all we know. It is not clear whether God is telling each one they’re his main squeeze or owning up to endorsing all of the rest.
   
   Plainly they all believe God is a Republican and is taking time off from global affairs to micro-manage American politics. They also each think God has fingered them alone as his ‘chosen one’. Either they’re all lying, deluded, or (my favorite theory) the almighty is just being mischievous and messing with them for the lulz.
   
   I mean .. who could blame him/her/it .. ?

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